Look Out For That...Oh, Nevermind
I am accident prone.Over the years I have been thrown off a golf cart (more than once), managed to separate my upper lip from the gums by way of a freak accident with a metal yardstick, my arms and legs are dotted with scars (mostly small ones) detailing years of haphazardness.
In any given week I can be counted on to bump into a bedpost, dresser, kitchen stool or wall. Yes, wall. I have fallen down stairs and up them. Kitchen knives have sliced into the same fingers that hammers have bashed in (once on the same day).
My most recent injury came as a result of a simple bit of landscaping. A couple hours of digging and sod cutting resulted in what my doctor called, "A raging bout of tendinitis."
If by raging he means painful, then I agree. My whole arm aches, well everything except for my right hand's (my writing hand) pinkie and ring finger -- those are numb from where the tendon is pressing down on the ulnar nerve. I can't feel those two fingers very well, so I'm not really certain if they hurt or not.
So what does this have to do with writing?
In the story of my life, I am but a character. And one of my most profound character traits is my ability to injure myself doing the most mundane things. If my life were but a creation of fiction, my character would be a bit less interesting if I were bit more graceful.
A story where dialogue amongst characters is flat and the writer fails to create a picture for the reader are ineffective. It is the difference between telling and showing. Being a storyteller doesn't mean that one can get off without creating a scene, a setting, a cast -- a movie for the mind. So the next time you read a story, think about what makes each character unique, what sets them apart from the other players in the tale. And the next time you sit down to write a story, strive to create real characters, the sort that the reader can see, the sort they might want to read about again.







July 9, 2008 1:44 PM
My better-half doesn't even like me using knives. Then there was that time I fried fish...there are pictures of me at my parent's house with half my forearm wrapped in gauze. My mom's response?
"Oh Natalie, you can't be doing that!"
Like I do these things one purpose ; )
July 9, 2008 4:53 PM
I failed to mention in my post about the time I went to light a gas grill and it blew up, shooting a fireball past my face and burning both of my hands. Thanks to some quick first aid and a bit of luck, no real scars to speak of.
July 10, 2008 9:07 PM
My husband laughs at me all the time for my inability to not walk into a wall. I know the wall is there and I still walk into it, almost dead on. I have no idea why. And counter corners are especially dangerous for me. I hit them every time. Jab in the ribs--and don't laugh because my ribs are level with the counter.
I hate cooking because of my terrible encounters with the stove.
I once almost fell out of a two story window--thankfully my dad caught me by the underwear and stopped my fall. But he was sure pissed when he had to go downstairs to get the screen and put it back in place.
And I can't tie my shoes for crap.
It's really funny that you blogged about this yesterday... I was over at my inlaw's home with my hubby and sister in law and got up to grab a drink from the kitchen. I tripped on.. well... nothing and Tiffany, the sister, laughed her butt off at me. They got into a discussion of how most people trip and then look around only to find that it was nothing---and that I don't even look. I just keep going because I already KNOW it was nothing.
Yeah. That's my life. :P It's nice to know I'm not alone.
July 11, 2008 10:16 AM
Yeah, I don't usually look either. My wife just laughs at me, she likes to remind that the furniture doesn't move when I continue to bump into it with regularity. :)